Thursday, August 13, 2009

Kristen is a Mad Flirt

Ok, so after I replayed this video about 25 times to watch Taylor do a STANDING BACK FLIP...I realized: That KStew is a boy-scammin' ho.

Look how she's seducing him! Acting all shy and crap..... Joan Jett hair-havin' ho bag.

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  1. YAY backflip...um what we talking about?

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  2. I really cannot stand KStew. Taylor, on the other hand, is mighty fine. Why does he have to be a teenager?

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  3. seriously i have watched this vid more times than is appropriate. Taylor's "oh please" was awesome! mmm, good.

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  4. mmmm... Taylor

    Kristen's a dirty whore and I can't stand her.

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  5. I love the look on his face when she tells him he needs to grow into his balls. I watched that part a few times...

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  6. Kristen - blech

    Taylor - Yummy goodness that needs to turn legal.

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  7. kristen is a slutty crack ho bag. yeah. sounds good to me. at the very least a crack ho. one more year and all those inappropriate thoughts everyone is having won't be so inappropriate :)

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  8. Vampire Barbie?
    http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/08/12/the-new-twilight-barbie-she-digs-vampires/

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  9. All I know is that I am obsessed with that scene in the Twilight movie where Edward walks into the school cafeteria...O.M.G.! Bite my neck, right here, Cullen boy!

    I am sitting here now past midnight, crying while reading New Moon. Just can't wait for the movie to come out...Nov. 20th did you say? I blame you, Sue, for this new "time suck"...it makes me sooo happy, though! Ah, the fantasy life!

    You will have to clue me in as to why no one likes Kristen. Did she cheat on RPatz in real life or something?

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  10. Aww, who's my little karate champ!!!!

    AND You guys need to stop hatin' on Kristen! Really i think your just jealous(I KNOW your just jealous) But she was picked to play Bella and does a good job. And quite clearly Rob cares about her, so just deal with it!

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  11. Why the f*ck is everyone hating on KStew? The girl is freakin' ADORABLE! And though I'm a total lesbian, I still think Taylor is pure awesomeness. I like his pointy teeth. lol Total jailbait.

    But I seriously don't get why everyone hates KStew and completely loves RPattz. Apparently these fangirls have forgotten that RPattz actually insulted Stephenie Meyer in an interview, saying how Twilight was her wet dream. lol! But ya know what they say...ignorance is bliss. >.>

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  12. So happy I found your blog. It makes me feel better to know that there are other people out there harboring this obsession. I'll be haunting your blog on a recurring basis, just so you know. I think I may have a problem!

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  13. TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Oh, NO. I think this movie may inspire a switch to Team Jacob... been faithful to Edward all this time!

    BTW told Guy Kawasaki he needs to include this blog in http://twilight.alltop.com/

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  15. Oh, um, Kri-WHO? I'm sorry, I think I need to watch that again.

    (Can they remake Twilight for 30-somethings? And don't tell me to watch True Blood. It'd be like MTV Classic. You know, play all music videos again...wait...they don't have THAT EITHER? Why isn't someone paying me for these ideas?!?!?)

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  16. Love K-stew and all the rest. I am so team Rob-sten...those Vanity Fair pictures from last year....he looks completely head over heels for her...I don't think anyone is that good at faking for the camera...Can't wait for New Moon.

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  17. not the least bit jealous of kristen. i'm not into crack ho's lol

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  18. leave kristen alone,she is so sweet.taylor i a nice person to bee around wit and thats why she said that she always smiles around him.and tayloris actually very strong,it looks like he's been working out since lat movie,oh nd by the wa taylo good job!!!!!!!!!

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