Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hobolicious

So there's all this yapping on the gossip sites about how some "crew insider" on New Moon claims that Robert smells because he doesn't bathe. OK.

#1) I think it's the only thing someone could think up to say about him and
#2) He's so hot who cares. Cigarettes, sweat, dirt, bring it.

21 comments:

  1. he is the only person that i think can make scruff, bed head, and cigarettes look good ( and you know i'm not a smoker).

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  2. They used to say that about Brad Pitt too.

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  3. I couldn't agree more. My first thought upon reading that accusation was "boy, I would love to be the judge of that myself."

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  4. Like I told a friend, "I refuse to buy into it, but just in case of emergency I will pack body wash, loofah, shampoo and deodorant."

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  5. Have loofah, will travel.

    I did see him on one interview or another... I think Leno? Said he doesn't wash his hair often, has like 2 pair of pants, was wearing clothes he took from Twilight set. Admited his personal hygiene is horrendous. Explained he just doesn't have reason to worry about "all that" since he doesn't have a girl or other close friends.

    I would like to volunteer.

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  6. I don't need to breathe through my nose. Nope, I could totally be with him and never smell a thing.

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  7. I saw the interview that Michelle is talking about. He did admit to not washing his hair often, but I don't recall him saying anything about not showering too. Heidi Klum was there and she was horrified. It was kind of funny. I like the idea of me scrubbing him down so I'm going to just imagine that instead of trying to block out the image of "smelly" Rob.

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  8. I concur! Stinky is the new sexy.

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  9. pure jealousy. just a rob hater.
    wish they could bottle up that stink & sell it. i'd buy a bottle or two.

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  10. I have heard that, but it's so my type. I love my husband and he's dirty and scruffy. It just adds character. And who cares anyway. He is soooo hot!
    Average Jill

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  11. If he's really that stinky, I'd be more than happy to bathe him. Or slather shower gel all over him. Whichever he prefers.

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  12. It is called normal body odor. I believe Americans are the only ones that cover up normal body odor.

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  13. I think it's cool. If he was all prissy and groomed and smelled like a perfume counter, I would be totally disappointed.

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  14. Body odor has never bothered me... must have been my hippie days... now I just think he's even hotter...

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  15. I am a little particular about smelly men but in this instance, I will lather him up, rinse and repeat, and repeat, and repeat

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  16. I am still imagining Rob actually finding this site and checking out all that has been written about him, LOL

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  17. I love this post and all the comments. Funny in my mind -- "rinse and repeat." That shall be our mantra!

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  18. A dork, a singer, an actor, and a hobo in training all in one. Now that's my kind of man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. I just read that in that interview on Leno, Heidi Klum basically told him he would regret being that honest about his life. i don't know if that's true but I thought it was interesting.

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  20. have you seen this? http://laurensbite.blogspot.com/2009/03/pocket-edward-is-missing.html

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