No, no, no.
Robert. Do I have to teach you everything.
You cannot, as World's Sexiest Man, be seen with THESE two sketchbombs.
Especially since you seem to be hell-bent on looking as un-Edward like as possible.
Here, let me help you.
OK. You don't want anybody too good-looking
You want someone cute and fun like
Jim and John.
We're all trying really hard to still see you as Edward, but you're making it really difficult.
We know, you're Rob, not Edward, but we want THIS Rob: