Saturday, February 28, 2009

New Moon Poster

Is this a tad photoshopped? Maybe.

Do I care? Nope.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Twilight in Japan

Yippeee - Twilight's premiering in Japan which means NEW PHOTOS!!!!

From all the pics and videos I've seen, Robert is just a doll: signing autographs and smiling. K.Stew is her typical sourpuss self, thinking she's too good for the whole thing.

Can we talk about Taylor for a sec? Look how tall he's gotten- I think Robert's like 6'1" (***pause for sigh****) and he's almost as tall as him! 

Kristen, I swear to God, if you don't start appreciating the position you're in (literally), the fans are gonna have you booted out of New Moon. We've all taken a vote and decided that Natalie Portman could replace you easily. Plus, she'd give Rob a little sum'n sum'n on the set, so....

Monday, February 23, 2009

Can You Do It?

This is too funny...

Everyone's been talking about how Robert unintentionally stole Mickey Rourke's big moment. Personally, I think the ABC producers framed the shot intentionally for ratings.

Can YOU keep your eyes on Mickey?

Didnt think so.

In Case You Missed It...


Robert, I so apologize for questioning whether or not you would shower and ditch that horrific knit cap for the Oscars.

You were stunning. Debonaire. And thank you: So EDWARD-y.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Oscars Are In 3 Days!

(photo courtesy of

Jesus, Robert, wake UP.

You're presenting at the Oscars on Sunday....PLEASE could you look Edward-y for us?

Lose the beard, wash the hair, get a stylist....

Here: remember the Prom Scene????

OK - that's what we're going for.  Please.

Sunday, February 15, 2009


Stealing this (with permission) from my equally-obsessed friend Jennifer at Letters to Rob

Enjoy. :)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Director's Notebook

So EW has a new issue out with a look at Catherine Hardwick's upcoming "Director's Notebook":

Um, good call on the short hair...that sketch is looking a little Kathy Griffin to me.

In really disturbing news, THIS photo has surfaced from some 2007 photoshoot:

What the FUDGE??????

You know how sometimes when you have twins, one is the good-looking twin?

"It's a shame about Ralph. Robert obviously got the looks."

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


This girl is hilarious.

"Fuel TV" is interviewing Twilight stars at the premiere - I love how Robert totally gets it and cracks up.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Wing Men

No, no, no.

Robert. Do I have to teach you everything.

You cannot, as World's Sexiest Man, be seen with THESE two sketchbombs.

(this past weekend in London)

Especially since you seem to be hell-bent on looking as un-Edward like as possible.

Here, let me help you.

OK. You don't want anybody too good-looking
cuz then people are all "Damn! You're as hot as Robert!"

You want someone cute and fun like

Jim and John.

We're all trying really hard to still see you as Edward, but you're making it really difficult.

We know, you're Rob, not Edward, but we want THIS Rob:

Friday, February 6, 2009


This is funny.

Girls reaction to the first shot of Edward. Since I was with my daughters, I was doing this on the INSIDE:

Monday, February 2, 2009

Alice & Emmett

Separate Interviews talking About Twilight & New Moon with "Alice" and "Emmett" on the set of their new movie:

You Tube

It's a tough life for a Twilight Blog owner these days....very little news...but in trolling around YouTube I found this clip about Rob bringing Sexy Back: